Shauna and I frollicked in the autumnal forest, making crowns of dying leaves and poking at dead slugs (I think it was dead, maybe it was just petrified that two giants with leaves in their hair were poking at it)
We thought about dressing up in historically accurate costumes and confusing people who came along the road.
I unecessarily explored river beds.
We found dime sized mushrooms
Then I got startled by something
and fled
Shauna stoically kept her bearings
until she saw something dumbfounding
and she hid behind a leaf
We finally got out of the woods and tried to go eat at a stupid vegan pirate restaurant
they were closed
The End
P.S. The Moral: I learned there are lots of fire hydrants in Portland's hiking areas
my moment of understanding with the hydrant
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