Snow Maddness

Here's the quaint story of how I went innertubing and found out that someone I know is a psycho killer.

The day started out fine, I was so excited to be going innertubing.


Tom was dubious.


He was walking funny that day.


There were signs

but we ignored them.

We inner-tubed our little hearts out for an hour or two, frollicking and discovering the wonders of nature (like snowmen with pine cone penises). All seemed to be going well.

Then Tom snapped.
It might have been something the inner-tube said about him behind his back

Or purely how annoying I was being


Anyway, he lost it and chased us out into the woods like a maniac with angry honey bees in his pants.


One friend got away, but two of us were not so lucky.

We were loaded onto a stolen inner-tube and dragged away.






Our bodies were never found.



FIN